Conspiracy Theories

Guys, the thing we are about to tell you will totally blow your mind �

We’ve just discovered that our Worldsurfers club was initially made not for practicing public speaking. The reason for this community lies much much deeper…

The main goal is…to recruit spies for The Council of Untranslatable Words (CUW) — the organization, that uses words "flabbergasted" or "defenestration" when explaining how does it feel like to prepare a speech for the meeting one evening before �

The most fluent and enthusiastic members were already discreetly assessed and enrolled. And it can get worse. We need to stop the spread of this invincible threat among us �‍♂

To help unravel it please come to Gorky Park on 22nd of July.

‼️� Time: 19:00 — 21:00

�� Location: Gorky Park, the main gate.

Address: ул. Крымский вал, д. 9, стр. 11/ Krimsky val street, h. 9, bld 11  

And don’t tell anyone �